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Posted Friday, February 05 @ 04:49AM | by
So a friend of mine told me that when soldiers had to take a crap in the 'nam they would lean up against each other back to back, squat over a hole and then bury it. Apparently, charlie has a nose for shit. What if one of them had diarrhea? I imagine one soldier would say to the offender "hey-it's a nut sack not a mud flap so stop sprayin' mud all over it!". Hey-how many vietnam vets does it take to clog a toilet? You weren't there, man! God I'm a jerk. Anywho, new shit is going down at Stroker Ace-nice-segue, eh? We have a new design which I feel qualifies as a triple threat-1.horrifying image 2. awful, swearing sentiment 3. the shit glows in the dark, mang.
We is also working with some local artists as well to bring you the sweet, sweet designs that you can't get at lame-ass shops like snorg tees or other frat-boy bullshit online shops. I'm gonna be better at blogging so my friend Matt Duffin-or Duffin Stuff as we call him-doesn't paddle my ass until all the blood vessels in it break, leaving it a painful, purple mountain majesties. Oh-this is what a businees meeting looks like at our shop:
Anyways, facebook us or some shit. I'll have something horrible to say soon enough so quit weeping like a beaten infant. Also, check this shit out-it's my friends blog-www.allhailtheblackmarket.com/. He thinks he's so cool. More to come.....
